A Review of “Obama is Nailin’ Palin”
By Mina Thorn
Released on election eve November 3, 2008, by Hustler Video, as a follow-up to the immensely popular and salacious “Who’s Nailin Paylin[sic], “Obama is Nalin Palin” is a scene starring Lisa Ann and Guy DiSilva as “Serra Palin” and “Barack Obama” respectively.
According to minimal research done on Wikipedia, this scene is supposedly only found online via Hustler’s website, but my torrent is clearly from a DVD release, with scans of the front and back of the case. It’s a two disc set, so I started up the file of the first disc, where it began with a credits sequence displaying the entire cast (there appear to be more scenes in this 1 hour 20 minute first disc than JUST the Palin/Obama scene. More bang for my nonexistent buck!)
Luckily, I don’t have to go through all of these other scenes to find the feature presentation. After the credits we open, on Palin driving a white convertible, with the top down, coming to a stop in what looks like the middle of nowhere, sniffling and crying quite unconvincingly. Not sure if that’s Lisa Ann being not the best actress or if it’s her doing a spot on Sarah Palin impersonation. Let the viewers decide!
Narration: “This wasn’t supposed to happen. We were supposed to WIN.I was almost there, and then gosh darnit, the whole thing just fell apart.”
The camera goes fuzzy like someone’s rubbed too much Vaseline all over it, cut to OBAMA RIDING A HORSE WEARING ROMAN CENTURION ARMOUR. TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS.
Palin is now dressed as a maiden on a haybale in the middle of nowhere. Obama approaches.
“Hello there” He says, in a pitch perfect Obama.
Some inane dialogue goes on about him being a patrolman and her being a damsel in distress. I suddenly notice Palin has an American flag pin on her maiden’s dress.
This is GOOD.
After some time, they go into a bit of who’s your father about the election, dancing around the issue nimbly.
Palin: “I was supposed to be the Queen of May, the Eternal Hockey Mom, Dictator, Leader, Goddess. I thought they loved me, I thought they really loved me.
Obama informs her that she lost because women imagined that she wore, um, ”..satin, lace, y’know, uh garments fashioned after some street trollop.” and looked quite hot throwing her ass around the way she does!
Oh my, this is getting steamy.
They fuck. Uh, you know what happens.
She has big naturals, nice.
God damn this guy looks a lot like Obama.
He gives her a facial after the fucking, rides off on his horse.
All in all the scene’s about 19 minutes long, it doesn’t bring the same charm that the Russian Soldier characters did in the original Palin video, but it’s cute, I guess?
I just fast-forwarded through the actual porn parts, sorry. But I’m quite sure the leader of the Choom Gang gave it to her real good.
All in all, this was, fine, sure. But what is important about this scene isn’t the fucking, Lisa Ann’s big naturals, or even Guy DiSilva’s fantastic Obama performance.
This scene was about America. This scene was about the beauty of the free market, the inspired nature of American artistry, and the bravery to say: “Yes We Can”
Michelle Obama 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
